{"product_id":"midlife-crisis-nah-midlife-upgrade-1676828","title":"Midlife Crisis? Nah! Midlife Upgrade.","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eMidlife crisis? Not here. This shirt is for the woman who’s done apologizing for evolving and is ready to call this season what it really is: an upgrade.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eBold, cheeky, and confidence-loaded, it’s the perfect tee for anyone proving that your next chapter can be louder, freer, and way more fun than the last one. Grab yours and wear the comeback.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eThis tee has a classic v-neck cut and fits like a well-loved favorite.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eFabric:37% viscose, 27% cotton, 28% acrylic, 8% spandex\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eFabric Weight:6.3 oz\/yd² (215 g\/m²)\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eCare Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low;  Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400;border: 1px solid #e2e2e2;text-align:center;width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd 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